Squad Roster

Real people

• FounderDan
  Water of choiceThe Salmon River, 17 falls running

  Most hoursSports (5,150 h), Strategy (3,230 h), Shooters (2,850 h), RPGs (1,830 h), Adventure (650 h)

  DenThe build is in the Armory

  “Glad to report we just came down from a 3 hour co-op Kenshi run.”

  Appears in: every page. It’s his site. Start with Kenshi Co-op Lives · The Vault

• Real-time strategy general · 1955 to 2022The Count (CountofESU)
  ClanBrotherhood of Nod, Command & Conquer

  Home waterSalmon River, every year

  DoctrineNature is sacred. Aliens are definitely real.

  “Listen to the birds!”

  First appearance: Count’s Corner · The chillest side quest

• Basically Nancy DrewTheRoguePoney

  First Mate · second in command

  MysteriesA wiz at any mystery game

  Survival gamesHomesteader, and a brave warrior when the time calls for battle

  Seen inGears of War: E-Day, RuneScape: Dragonwilds

  “She’s having fun getting jump-scared, then yelling at the Locust as they die, in Dom’s voice.” · Dan

  First appearance: Gears of War: E-Day co-op

• Salmon fishing guruTodd
  StandingThe best salmon fisher Dan has ever met

  “The best salmon fisher I’ve ever met.” · Dan

  First appearance: Legendary Fishing Stories

• Campground legendBravo
  Signature moveThe backward cast that landed the biggest bluegill of the trip

  StatusTrue story. Witnessed.

  Career goalBass fishing model. Bass Pro Shops, give him a call.

  “Winds up for a legendary cast, misfires backward, and somehow instantly catches the biggest bluegill of the trip.”

  First appearance: The chillest side quest · Legendary Fishing Stories · Captain’s Log

• Mr. InternationalGrim

  KsoPe$0 · Seat #4

  Known forThe day an actual giant aquatic unit came for him, and the squad huddle that followed

  Seen inFortnite

  “Advancing like it was soulbound with Leroy Jenkins. Quick squad huddle.”

  First appearance: Gamer Fishing: Real-Life Side Quest

• DJ Boots n CatsSlight

  SlightHangover · Seat #2

  Signature moveInviting everyone to the nightclub for a session

  Seen inGTA Online, Fortnite

  “You got Grim pulling up in his yacht, maybe Slight inviting everyone to the nightclub for a session…”

  First appearance: Best Co-Op Games of 2026

• Literal giant · NHL defensemanTree

  Treemoney · Seat #1

  NHLA monster as a defenseman

  ElsewhereCannabis connoisseur

  Seen inGears of War: E-Day co-op

  “He’s a beast at most games.” · Dan

  First appearance: Gears of War: E-Day co-op

• Brother · RTS General, Battlefield SniperGatzby
  Seen inBannerlord LOTR co-op

  “I had to help my brother Gatzby and a few adventurers from the Guild set up Bannerlord LOTR co-op, so I wrote a quick guide.”

  First appearance: Bannerlord LOTR co-op

Characters from my runs

• Gondor · Bannerlord TAOMBluntamir
  KitSuited up in Gondor colors

  Origin40 minutes in character creation, Sept 11

  “Walked out with Bluntamir. Yes, Bluntamir.”

  First appearance: Bannerlord LOTR co-op

• Calradia knight · Bannerlord 2025Rhagyd
  Day 163Level 15, 3 fiefs, 114 troops

  “Rhagyd putting 97 blunt into a Pillager’s chest.”

  First appearance: Bannerlord LOTR co-op

• Shek warlords · KenshiMelika and Ronin
  MissionTopple the Holy Nation at any cost

  StatusLeading the survivors, training for revenge

  “Half the squad got chopped. Few made it out uncrippled.”

  First appearance: Immersive colony sims

• Co-op run · KenshiLoura and Maryanne
  StatusAlive at last save. Not a drill.

  “Until next time, our characters Loura and Maryanne.”

  First appearance: Kenshi Co-op Lives

• Tournament rider · Bannerlord TAOMToolit
  TitleChampion of the Tournament of Edoras

  PayoutHeavy Mail Shirt plus 1755 from the bets

  “Should’ve put more on it.”

  First appearance: On YouTube, Nov 15

• NYC Gravediggers · NHL 26Tommy Two’Pucks
  SpecialtyGrudge matches

  CelebrationBoth arms up, then the whole squad piles on by the glass

  “Feed Tommy, he eats.”

  First appearance: On YouTube Shorts