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The King’s Medieval Combat Game – Chivalry 2

Dan by Dan
May 5, 2025
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There’s no passive mode in Chivalry 2: Medieval Warfare

You should know I was a junkie for the original Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. By the end of its lifecycle, I had logged enough hours to feel like a true warrior. The learning curve is there, but I assure you, the swordplay is worth it. The most powerful part of Chivalry is developing rivalries and alliances during each match that make online gaming feel alive. The personalities. The chaos. The thrill of knowing you’re cross swords with the same warrior you saw top leaderboards in the Dark Forest.

So when Chivalry 2 dropped, I was all in from day one. And now with more than 450 hours of gameplay, I can confidently say this is the greatest medieval combat game ever made.

From the first time you rush a melee, you know this game is built different. The opening moments get you in the right headspace for war. Both teams line up. Taunting. Throwing obscene gestures at one another. Tension rising as charismatic champions give a pep talk.

And then?

The moment the horn sounds, all hell breaks loose. A tidal wave of bodies, weapons, and blood. It feels like Total War IRL.

And let’s not forget the crowd favorites. You must use everything at your disposal in this dastardly medieval combat game: rolling pins, goblets, farm animals. Yes, you’re encouraged to launch chickens & pigs at opponents. A testament of the game’s dedication to medieval absurdity.


What Makes Chivalry 2 Special?

It’s hard to describe Chivalry 2 without sounding like you’re over hyping it or medieval obsessed. But you should confidently feel this game is the closest you can get to experiencing battlefield carnage without risking a sword to the face.

This isn’t a game about being a hero. You can try. But you’ll find you’re only one body in a storm of steel and screams. Skill matters on the battlefield but so does strategy. And sometimes, dumb luck is the only thing that saves you.

Compared to medieval combat games like For Honor or Mordhau, each of which offers a unique spin on melee combat, Chivalry 2 feels free-flowing. More reactive. Light years more immersive. The way weapons move in your hand aren’t locked by canned animations. The weapon becomes an extension of your movement. The art of war is you.


How to Stand Above The Rest

  • Directional input setting is key. If you’re not using it, you’re missing out on true swing control. Turn it on. Trust.
  • Sensitivity matters. I max out X-axis and nearly max Y-axis to be a spinning whirlwind of medieval destruction.
  • The emotes and voice lines are top-tier. Chanting a prayer as a knight. Taunting your enemies before battle. Letting out an unhinged scream as you charge. Chivalry 2 makes combat as hilarious as it is intense.

There’s nothing more satisfying than downing a foe and taking the time to thumbs-down them mid-battle before moving on to your next victim. Absolute disrespect.


Armored knights on ship with red sails, skulls and bones in foreground.

The Absolute Best & Worst of Chivalry 2

The Best Parts of Chivalry 2

  • The chaos of combat. Every match is unpredictable, whether you’re leading a charge or getting dogpiled by four knights in the worst possible way.
  • 40-man matches? Fun. 64-man matches? Absolute war. The bigger the battle, the more fun it gets. Don’t ignore the 1v1 jousting, duels, or 3v3 showdowns either.
  • No lone wolves. Even the best players get wrecked when surrounded. Chivalry 2 constantly reminds you that you’re just one warrior in a massive war machine.

The Worst Parts of Chivalry 2

  • The kick button on console. It’s mapped to ‘B’, which feels awkward as hell. Unless you have a pro controller that lets you remap paddles, throwing kicks mid-fight feels clunky.

Best Weapon Class & Loadout

Every class has its strengths, and every weapon has its place, but here’s my go-to breakdown:

  • Knight – Heavy armor, Greatsword or Warhammer + Medium Shield. A tank on the battlefield.
  • Footman – Speed and utility, Falchion + Medium Shield, or Pickaxe when I’m building defenses.
  • Vanguard – High mobility, perfect for aggressive play. The Maul, Dane Axe, and Messer are my top picks.
  • Archer – For cowards. If you play archer, just know I am hunting you down.

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Funniest & Most Epic Moments

Ultimate Chaos Mode: Peasant Brawls

Peasant vs. Peasant modes are peak entertainment. There’s something hilariously wrong about fighting for your life with farming tools while wearing rags.

  • Last Peasant Standing? Hilarious.
  • Castle Brawls? Even better.
  • Weapon? Whatever you find lying around.

Team-Killing “Accidents”

Look, I don’t call it team-killing—I call it casualties of war.

  • In the heat of battle, people get in the way. It happens.
  • Yes, I try to aim my swings. No, it doesn’t always work out.
  • Pro-tip: Use overheads and pokes to avoid team killing! (See above).

Why Chivalry 2 Still Slaps in 2025

With so many multiplayer games fighting for attention, Chivalry 2 has earned its place as the king of medieval warfare. No game gives you the same visceral, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious experience of clashing swords with strangers and somehow making every battle feel unique.

If I Could Add One Thing?

A PvE mode. Give me a 6-player co-op mode where we defend a keep against waves of AI. The mechanics are already there—it just needs to happen.

Is It the Best Medieval Combat Game?

Hell yes. If you disagree, we can settle it on the battlefield.


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Final Thoughts

At the end of the day, Chivalry 2 is more than just a game. It’s a medieval warzone where skill, chaos, and comedy collide. Whether you’re leading a charge, laughing at the absurdity of combat, or getting bodied by a chicken projectile, one thing is certain – there’s nothing else like it.

If you haven’t played it yet, fix that mistake immediately.

If you have?


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